good afternoon everyone, just logging on to say hi and to remind you the he luh this fat ass
my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs
I know what makes him cry and I know what makes him cum. So I win.
My co-worker, on her ex. (via ziraffe)
Nothing more hilarious than seeing a guy’s behavior towards you completely change as soon as he realizes he’ll never get anything out of his interaction.